Right before I saw The Muppets in November of 2011, I commented to my closest movie allies that starting with this Kermit and friends’ return to cinematic form from Disney, the next 12-14 months could be the best year (or a little over a year) of cinema that I have ever experienced. After The Muppets, there was a new Mission Impossible opening in December of 2011 (Ghost Protocol ended up as my favorite movie of 2011), and then 2012 was to feature a new historical drama from Steven Spielberg starring the great Daniel Day-Lewis, a new Bond, two new Marvel movies, a new Bourne, lots of Joseph Gordon-Levitt, a prequel to Alien from Ridley Scott, a movie version of one of my all-time favorite musicals, a promising new Pixar outing, Peter Jackson’s return to Middle-Earth, and of course, the final installment in Christopher Nolan’s groundbreaking Batman series. Now, on the eve (or for many, morning) of the Oscars and the unofficial culmination of the 2012 year in cinema, despite some unfortunate disappointments (Middle-Earth did not feel so good in 2012), 2012 was as close to movie heaven as I could ask for.
What follows are my rankings, my designations, my Oscar votes (if I had them) in the six major categories, and some new awards that I have cooked up for 2012, an epic year of cinema:
2012 motion pictures: Lincoln
2012 movies that could have been motion pictures: The Dark Knight Rises, Zero Dark Thirty, The Master
The best acting performance of 2012: Daniel Day-Lewis in Lincoln
Marvel movie that is probably a little bit overrated: The Avengers
Marvel movie that is probably a little bit underrated: The Amazing Spider-Man
5 most memorable sequences/scenes: The opening of The Dark Knight Rises, Silva’s single shot first scene in Skyfall, the hood scene from Django Unchained, the tsunami attack in The Impossible, Georges’ pigeon pursuit in Amour
Best footage to be used in an acting master class: The entire performance of Daniel Day-Lewis in Lincoln, Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s interview scene with Joaquin Phoenix in The Master
Most unexpected narrative turn of events: The use of bears in The Brave
Ranking the Joseph Gordon-Levitt performances: 1. John Blake in The Dark Knight Rises 2. Playing a young Bruce Willis in Looper 3. Bike messenger in Premium Rush 4. A forgettable Robert Lincoln in Lincoln
Best performance by an animal: Richard Parker in Life of Pi
Worst performance by an animal: The wolves in The Grey
The movies that made me think the most after viewing: The Master, Looper, Zero Dark Thirty, Django Unchained, The Dark Knight Rises
The movies that made me think the least after viewing: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Flight, Savages
The most emotional movie experiences: The Impossible, Lincoln
The least emotional movie experiences: The Grey, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
I just don’t get why people liked it: The Hunger Games, The Grey, Deep Blue Sea, 21 Jump Street
I just don’t get why people don’t like it more: The Bourne Legacy, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Impossible
Movies that could have been longer: The Dark Knight Rises, Lincoln, The Impossible
Movies that should have been shorter: The Master, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Django Unchained
Performances that needed to be longer to make more sense: Gloria Reuben in Lincoln, Marion Cotillard in The Dark Knight Rises
Best use of television actors from favorite TV shows in movies: Kyle Chandler (Friday Night Lights) in Argo, Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad) in Argo, Jared Harris (Mad Men) in Lincoln, Victor Garber (Alias) in Argo, Bradley Cooper (Alias) in Silver Linings Playbook, Martin Freeman (Sherlock, The Office) in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, Aidan Gillen (The Wire, Game of Thrones) in The Dark Knight Rises
Most distracting use of television actors from favorite TV shows in movies: Chris Pratt (Parks and Recreation) in Zero Dark Thirty, James Gandolfini (The Sopranos) in Zero Dark Thirty, Harold Perrineau (Lost) in Zero Dark Thirty
Movies that I saw because I like the actor, but the movie was not very good: Deep Blue Sea (Rachel Weisz), The Grey (Liam Neeson), Premium Rush (Joseph Gordon-Levitt)
Best use of Jeremy Renner: The Bourne Legacy
Worst use of Jeremy Renner: The Avengers
Nominees for the “welcome back to the cinema” award: Daniel Day-Lewis in Lincoln, after the challenge that was War Horse – Steven Spielberg, Batman, James Bond, a Pixar movie not featuring cars
Movies where death is a struggle to watch: The Impossible, Amour
Movies where death seems too easy to watch: Django Unchained, Skyfall
Accents that worked the best: Tom Hardy as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, John Hawkes in The Sessions
Accents that struggled the most: Helen Hunt in The Sessions, Halle Berry in Cloud Atlas
Best adaptation of a book into a movie: Lincoln (Team of Rivals by Doris Kearns Goodwin)
Worst adaptation of a book into a movie: Cloud Atlas, The Hunger Games
Directors I am interested to see more from: Rian Johnson (Looper), Benh Zeitlin (Beasts of the Southern Wild)
Directors I have seen enough from: Tom Hooper (Les Miserables)
When AFI picks the best movies of the 21st Century, the likely nominees from 2012 are: Lincoln, Argo
Best use of a one word title: Brave, Argo, Amour
Worst use of a one word title: Flight, Savages
The “I want to see that again” award: The Dark Knight Rises, Looper, Argo
The No Country For Old Men “I liked it, but I never want to see that movie again” award: The Impossible, Amour
The “a great movie to take a nap in” award: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The Grey
My biggest disappointment: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
My most pleasant surprise: The Bourne Legacy, Django Unchained
Movies with the greatest number of moments that I had to turn away or close my eyes because it was so difficult to watch: Django Unchained, Amour, Prometheus
Movies with the greatest number of moments that I did turn away because I didn’t care and looking up IMDB facts on my phone was more interesting: Flight, The Grey, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
After 2012, actors that I want to see more of: Jessica Chastain, Christoph Waltz, Quevenzhané Wallis, Daniel Day-Lewis
After 2012, actors I want to see less of: Halle Berry, Helen Hunt, Wes Bentley
The award for “highest quality funeral guest list”: Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in The Dark Knight Rises
Movie that would have been great on stage: Lincoln
Movie that should have remained on stage: Les Misérables
My 5 least favorite movies of 2012: Deep Blue Sea, Savages, The Grey, 21 Jump Street, The Hunger Games
My 5 favorite movies 2012: The Dark Knight Rises, Lincoln, Zero Dark Thirty, Argo, The Bourne Legacy
My favorite movie of 2012: The Dark Knight Rises
The best movie of 2012: Lincoln
Finally, if I had an Oscar vote, here are my selections in the six major categories (in order of voting):
BEST PICTURE:
Lincoln, Zero Dark Thirty, Argo, Django Unchained, Amour, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Silver Linings Playbook, Les Misérables, Life of Pi
BEST ACTOR:
Daniel Day-Lewis (Lincoln), Joaquin Phoenix (The Master), Bradley Cooper (Silver Linings Playbook), Hugh Jackman (Les Misérables), Denzel Washington (Flight)
BEST ACTRESS:
Jessica Chastain (Zero Dark Thirty), Naomi Watts (The Impossible), Emmanuelle Riva (Amour), Jennifer Lawrence (Silver Linings Playbook), Quvenzhané Wallis (Beasts of the Southern Wild)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
Philip Seymour Hoffman (The Master), Christoph Waltz (Django Unchained), Tommy Lee Jones (Lincoln), Robert De Niro (Silver Linings Playbook), Alan Arkin (Argo)
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
Anne Hathaway (Les Misérables), Amy Adams (The Master), Sally Field (Lincoln), Helen Hunt (The Sessions), Jacki Weaver (Silver Linings Playbook)
BEST DIRECTOR:
Steven Spielberg (Lincoln), Michael Haneke (Amour), Ang Lee (Life of Pi), Benh Zeitlin (Beasts of the Southern Wild), David O. Russell (Silver Linings Playbook)
ENJOY THE OSCARS!
David J. Bloom can be reached on twitter @davidbloom7 and writes about pop culture and the NBA for Bishop and Company. For more in depth opinions on movies, check out the “5 Things You Need To Know” page.